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Saturday, 9 June 2012

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Local dog victimized by the marauding pit bulls.

The Zeta drug cartel released a statement this Saturday that they will stop harming innocent by standards if the police stay away from their drug operations.

They are taking responsibility for training and releasing pit bulls on the streets in Newport Beach so the locals could be mauled.

Three pit bulls attacked a mother and her son at a Newport Beach hotel. The dogs were later shot by police, an official reported.

Police responded to the attack at about 5:30 a.m. at the Marriott Newport Coast Villas

A local gang, working for the Zeta cartel, trained the dogs to attack human mannequins in the back yard of their homes. Slabs of steak were placed on the shreded mannequins as a reward for the dogs.

Before releasing the dogs on the streets the gang feeds the dogs meat they contaminate with high doses of lead they got from fishing weights, to increase the dogs aggression. They also feed the dogs meat loaded with a toxic bacteria to infect their teeth and mouths.

A local resident from Newport Beach said he is terrified of the Zeta cartel and he wants the police to allow them to run their drug operations unchallenged.

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