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The House's Environmental Bill: HR 5019 Causes Mass Confusion in DC

Funny story: The House's Environmental Bill: HR 5019 Causes Mass Confusion in DC

A bill being debated by the House is causing confusion and embarrassment for some high priced gigolos in America. The bill, H.R. 5019, is a green proposal designed to give taxpayers a rebate check for weather-proofing their homes and installing envir...

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Britain's Foreign Office Kisses the Vatican's Ass, Again

Funny story: Britain's Foreign Office Kisses the Vatican's Ass, Again

Britain's Foreign Office has apologized for a "foolish" document which suggested the Pope's UK visit could be marked by the launch of "Benedict-branded" condoms. Called "The ideal visit would see...", the paper suggested the Pope be invited to op...

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Pope cries with Church abuse victims

Funny story: Pope cries with Church abuse victims

Pope Bentadick XVI held an emotional meeting with alledged victims of molestation by his anti-homosexual, alter boy raping employees. The Pope's tears of sadness suddenly turned to those of joy, as he recognized one of his favorite personal victi...

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Vatican Approves Playchick Spread

Funny story: Vatican Approves Playchick Spread

Vatican press agent Father Gropesakid today announced unanimous vatican approval for Playchick's 2011 Easter Edition. The Holy See has ordered the first 10,000 copies to be shipped by Vatican's own subsidairy UPASS "United Paedophile Association of S...

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Justices, 5-4 Reject Cartoon Character Spending Limits

Funny story: Justices, 5-4 Reject Cartoon Character Spending Limits

Washington - Overruling two precedents about cartoon character's First Amendment rights, the bitterly divided Supreme Joke of a Court on Thursday ruled that the government may not interfere with the outright purchase of the next congress by cartoon c...

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Westboro Baptist Church Donates 1 Million Dollars to Build Automated Animal Gas Chamber

Reverend Phelps and his flock of 3 eyed, 5 legged, inbred sheep have donated 1 million dollars to their home state of Ignorance. This money is to be used to build a state of the art automated gas chamber capable of destroying 3,000 dogs a day. R...

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AIP Exclusive: Obama Declares South Carolina a Disaster Area

Funny story: AIP Exclusive: Obama Declares South Carolina a Disaster Area

Associated Idiots Press: President Obama has just completed a three day fact finding mission in South Carolina. After extensive interviews and meetings with a wide cross section of South Carolina's residents, he has declared South Carolina a National...

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California Prom Canceled After Straight Date Request

Funny story: California Prom Canceled After Straight Date Request

San Francisco California : A high school in south western San Francisco is making headlines for refusing to host a high school prom after a straight student demanded she be allowed to to attend with her boyfriend and wear a dress. The primarily s...

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Twenty Four Animal Rights Activists/Vegetarians arrested and charged with attempting to destroy America

Funny story: Twenty Four Animal Rights Activists/Vegetarians arrested and charged with attempting to destroy America

Police in Meatsville SC responded to complaints about a political rally being held in the downtown area yesterday. Upon arrival police reports indicate that the un-permitted rally in full progress. Lt. K. Bob reported that he found all 24 Meat Bagger...

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Spartanburg County Council Passes Anti-Hammer Law

Funny story: Spartanburg County Council Passes Anti-Hammer Law

Reacting to the increased use of hammers, in home and business break-ins during the last two years, the Spartanburg County Council voted 43 to 1 to pass this landmark Anti-Hammer Law. Councilwoman Billie Joe Smith/Wesson was quoted as saying " We hav...

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