A bill being debated by the House is causing confusion and embarrassment for some high priced gigolos in America. The bill, H.R. 5019, is a green proposal designed to give taxpayers a rebate check for weather-proofing their homes and installing envir...
Britain's Foreign Office has apologized for a "foolish" document which suggested the Pope's UK visit could be marked by the launch of "Benedict-branded" condoms. Called "The ideal visit would see...", the paper suggested the Pope be invited to op...
Pope Bentadick XVI held an emotional meeting with alledged victims of molestation by his anti-homosexual, alter boy raping employees. The Pope's tears of sadness suddenly turned to those of joy, as he recognized one of his favorite personal victi...
Monday April 12th, 2010 started out as a normal day for everyone in New York City. It didn't end that way for all of us. One poor hobo was found naked and dead in a phone booth, a delivery truck driver turned himself in for a hit and run accident even though no victim was found, and the entire congregation of the Holier Than Thou Catholic Chruch reported seeing a long haired, bearded Hobo with a w...
Vatican press agent Father Gropesakid today announced unanimous vatican approval for Playchick's 2011 Easter Edition. The Holy See has ordered the first 10,000 copies to be shipped by Vatican's own subsidairy UPASS "United Paedophile Association of S...
Washington - Overruling two precedents about cartoon character's First Amendment rights, the bitterly divided Supreme Joke of a Court on Thursday ruled that the government may not interfere with the outright purchase of the next congress by cartoon c...
Reverend Phelps and his flock of 3 eyed, 5 legged, inbred sheep have donated 1 million dollars to their home state of Ignorance. This money is to be used to build a state of the art automated gas chamber capable of destroying 3,000 dogs a day. R...
Associated Idiots Press: President Obama has just completed a three day fact finding mission in South Carolina. After extensive interviews and meetings with a wide cross section of South Carolina's residents, he has declared South Carolina a National...
This is a chronological record of events reported by phone as this life and death struggle unfolded. The GPS tracking device embedded in a caller's (named John B Mudd)cell phone may save his life. Moments ago we learned that his call to the Semi-Depressed But Unsure of the Real Reason For It Suicide Hotline was forwarded to local police who were able to track his location to the center of the I...
San Francisco California : A high school in south western San Francisco is making headlines for refusing to host a high school prom after a straight student demanded she be allowed to to attend with her boyfriend and wear a dress. The primarily s...
Police in Meatsville SC responded to complaints about a political rally being held in the downtown area yesterday. Upon arrival police reports indicate that the un-permitted rally in full progress. Lt. K. Bob reported that he found all 24 Meat Bagger...
Reacting to the increased use of hammers, in home and business break-ins during the last two years, the Spartanburg County Council voted 43 to 1 to pass this landmark Anti-Hammer Law. Councilwoman Billie Joe Smith/Wesson was quoted as saying " We hav...
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