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Thursday, 15 April 2010

Reverend Phelps and his flock of 3 eyed, 5 legged, inbred sheep have donated 1 million dollars to their home state of Ignorance. This money is to be used to build a state of the art automated gas chamber capable of destroying 3,000 dogs a day.

Revenend Phelps took a couple of minutes out during his latest stop on his nationwide circus of bigotry to talk with reporter Stump Parrish.

When asked about this odd donation Phelps explained that his church member were sick and tired of watching male dogs humping each other in public as if it was their right. This donation will help make America a safer, country for Christian dogs everywhere.

Several member were displaying new protest signs.

One read: "God hates faggy dogs" and another warned children that "Snoopy Was Gay" and "Scooby Doo often called him his little Scooby Snack in the dog house".

Reverend Phelps explained that a series of protests are already planned at dog racing tracks around the country.

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