Associated Idiots Press: President Obama has just completed a three day fact finding mission in South Carolina. After extensive interviews and meetings with a wide cross section of South Carolina's residents, he has declared South Carolina a National Disaster Area.
Obama is asking Congress to approve a 1 Billion Dollar Federal Fund to cover the cost of the brain transplants 9 out of 10 residents in this area so desperately need.
Rational and thinking people have banded together to fight this possible waste of taxpayers money. One atheist, Shirley Gointahell asked a valid question "what's to stop these yahoos in the bible belt from turning this one off the way they did with the one they were born with?"
She then stated "Until a way is discovered to make people use that grey matter between their ears, this region will continue it's high speed decent back down the evolutionary tree of humans."
By Associated Idiots Press Staff Writer Stump Parrish