Funny man Bradley Walsh was seen recently in Merry Hill Shopping Centre. He'd been shopping in Currys with a mystery companion when pensioner Harold Bilko spotted the pint-sized cheeky cockney chappie.
The Spoof can report that the striking Pearly Kings and Queens of London are set to return to work after taking their case to arbitration.
Newmarket, Suffolk - (Associated Mess): Former champion flat jockey Kieren Fallon is hanging up the whip and boots after the ultimate nightmare of the racing authorities finding traces of urine in his cocaine sample.
Michael Richards Saturday attempted to rectify the out of hand situation that resulted from his racial out burst at a popular Hollywood comedy club last week. "I have suffered from, Richards stated in a press conference Saturday, and am current...
A man who climbed onto his roof to investigate some strange noises is now facing murder charges. A witness claims she saw the man stood in his dressing gown pointing a shotgun at a stout looking fellow on the roof. He pulled the trigger and the pl...
London - (Associated Mess): Not content with grovelling to the voting public for foisting on them the Saddam WMD fantasy, the dodgy dossier, friendship with George Bush AND the UK's involvement in the slave trade, UK Prime Monster Tony Blair is b...
Saving money, not a spy plot, is what's REALLY behind the findings of radiation traces in planes at Heathrow.
In a surprise move veteran American actor Dick Van Dyke is being drafted in as voice coach for the West End Version of BBC's 'Eastenders the Musical'.
Amman, Jordan - (Associated Mess): President Bush's presidential plane Scareforce One had to be quarantined today in the Jordanian capital Amman after CIA tests for Polonium 210 located traces of the toxic material on board the craft.
Following a spate of typos worldwide, former US defence secretary, Donald Rumsfeld, has changed his name to Rumself to lessen confusion.
Hollywood, CA - (Associated Mess): The Australian lookalike actress whose decade long career of impersonating Tom Cruise's ex-wife, Nicole Kidman, has been awarded the movie industry's ultimate accolade of "Hollywood Doppelganger of...
The former Chingford skinhead, Norman Tebbit, now Baron Tebbit, is believed to be plotting to oust David Cameron from the leadership of the Tory Party.
DreamWorks have announced a breakthrough deal that will see the first live action adaptation of the Shrek franchise.
Comedy Duo Cannon and Ball are at the centre of a storm today over claims that they tried to knobble ITV's golden boys Ant and Dec.
A row erupted today at Prime Ministers Question Time when Tony Blair was offered a 'fair dig in the carpark' by former Liberal Party leader Charles Kennedy.
Heather Mills McCartney, estranged wife of former Beatle Sir Paul McCartney, was recovering in hospital last night after having her remaining limbs removed.
Rome - (ReUterus & Associated Mess): Pope Joseph Ratzinger has won this year's prestigious literary award for the worst example of erotica in his seminal autobiographical oeuvre 'Sixty-nine Something'.
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