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Thursday, 30 November 2006

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Luckily, Bilko managed to take a snap of Walsh as he was walking away

Funny man Bradley Walsh was seen recently in Merry Hill Shopping Centre. He'd been shopping in Currys with a mystery companion when pensioner Harold Bilko spotted the pint-sized cheeky cockney chappie.

"Well I said to my wife Ada, Look Ada, there's that fella off Coronation Street, you know him what runs the knicker factory now?" explained a flabbergasted Harold.

"Quick as a flash Ada said: are you sure it's him Harold?

Well I was in no doubt at all so I said: Yep that's him all right me Ducks", grinned an obviously still elated Harold as he continued his amazing tale:

"So we went up to him and introduced ourselves as being two of his biggest fans and he was lovely; not a bit like some of these other so-called stars who wouldn't give you the time of day. Darren Day's that sort you know, he once ignored me in Superdrugses

Anyway Bradley gives us both a big smile and says "Wotcher Gramps?" to me before giving Ada a big hug"

The Spoof can further report that as he left for the car park Mr. Bilko could have sworn he heard Walsh saying "Hello" to another shopper, believed to be a woman who was carrying two Tesco shopping bags.

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