Washington, D.C. - Fearful that he would be discovered he had to supplement his government employee income by working a second job at the Minneapolis-St. Paul International airport, Senator Craig took his shoeshine man business into the bathroom stal...
Clarence House - (Ass Mess): Buckingham Palace is said to be livid at a spate of Daily Mail fantasy-peddling claims that the heir apparent to the Pretender to the Throne secretly wed his former girlfriend Kate Middleton while on Holiday at Butlins in...
A recent development has sprung from the news that Cauliflower is now the least well educated of the vegetable family.
The Hague, Netherlands - (Ass Mess & Uterus): The Queen Mum started it, followed by the Puppet Monarch Old Fatty Mountbatten herself, then Princess Margaret, Princess Anne and finally Diana, Princess of Wales.
We spoke to friendly headmaster Mr Bronson about his favourite children's books. They are...
1) Take it for a walk 2) Put it in socks...
Professional Miserabilist, see-er of empty glasses and man old enough to remember when God was a boy, Victor Meldrew does believe the following things:...
Resolute Bay - (Ass Mess): A massive ice island is threatening to cut off Corrupt Bastards Club pipelines after drifting from its 2005 Canadian coastal break-off point towards Resolute Bay's neighboring oil and gas installations.
The International Male Conspiracy Against Women announced today that Tokyo will be the site of its annual meeting this year.
Scientist and Master Of All Things Simpson, Mr. Chain McFredfredburger, has found evidence in several Simpsons episodes that the character by the name of Homer J. Simpson shows a lot of negative energy around a Mr. Ned Flanders.
Berkeley, CA. A scientist at the Lawrence Livermore Laboratory announced the results of a five-year study which he contends shows the existence of a possible link between the detonation of explosive devices in heavily-populated areas and an increased...
An irate cat assaulted a defenseless Goblin in an abandoned warehouse in Washington, DC yesterday.
Dutch prostitute, Maria Engels, won the golden ball at this years International Belching Championships held in Oslo, Norway.
Overflow, Utah - Before a gathering of five thousand outside the Overflow branch of the JSNMM (Just Say No Monogamous Mormon's Club), presidential hopeful Mitt Romney opened with a rousing line that drew sustained applause.
Scientists at the University of Oklahoma, have proposed that human beings evolved from arm-chairs.
DAYTONA BEACH, FL (AP Newsliar) -- The Invisible Man expressed consternation yesterday that nobody could see the truly righteous tan he has been working on.
HILLSDALE, MICHIGAN- Citing a recent spike in Americans driving while under the influence of alcohol the Bush Administration has introduced new legislation requiring impaired drivers to follow a speed limit twenty miles per hour above what is current...
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