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Topics: Men, Sexism

Friday, 31 August 2007

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The International Male Conspiracy Against Women announced today that Tokyo will be the site of its annual meeting this year.

Spokesman I. Juan Tienay said the city was selected for two reasons: (a) women receive only 70 cents to a man's dollar there; (2) the long tradition of foot-binding in that country; and (d) the Ceres Abbas Giant.

The event is free to men, but women will have to pay twice as much as men to gain admission and no women will be allowed in. Following the speakers, industry leaders will present new technologies for making women's lives more difficult.

Historical artifacts, such as strapless evening gowns, brassieres and an automobile will also be on display.

Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton has been tapped to deliver the keynote address.

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