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Friday, 31 August 2007

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Dutch prostitute, Maria Engels, won the golden ball at this years International Belching Championships held in Oslo, Norway.

"I am very happy", smiled Maria, "winning is so much joy".

Maria is a registered prostitute for almost 19 years in her home town of Amsterdam, The Netherlands. She honed her belching skills during breaks from her busy nightly routine.

"I pick up client", said Maria, " we do the bang bang. Then I roll him over and practice belch".

She has a strict regime of training. "I practice almost 4 years every day. More on weekends and holidays. My throat gets very sore sometimes".

Maria face stiff competition from the other contestants, none more so than Olga Feidelsturm, the Germanic Titan as she likes to be called. "Fuck her. I belch loudest. I win trophy. Happy times", giggled a proud Maria.

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