The Hague, Netherlands - (Ass Mess & Uterus): The Queen Mum started it, followed by the Puppet Monarch Old Fatty Mountbatten herself, then Princess Margaret, Princess Anne and finally Diana, Princess of Wales.
And what they all had in common was a lengthy criminal hystery of drug dealing on a massive scale followed by bizarre little 'accidents' tragically snuffing out their narcotic-dealing baron chums, blind trust bagmen and associated pimps.
This week it the Royal House of Orange's Princess Mabel Wisse Smit had been caught out sanitising her Wikipedia entry about a torrid sexual liaison she had with notorious mafia drug baron Klaas Bruinsma while she was in college in 1989.
Bruinsma died in a gangland hit in 1991 and Mabel married her Dutch prince in 2004 in a fanfare of sycophantic holier-than-thou hogwash about her blameless, drug-free past.
Shortly afterwards the Princess's Wikipedia entry showed her as a re-invented Mother Theresa-type in a selp-publicity scam worthy of the great dissembler of reality herself, Princess Diana.
"It's just straightforward PR really," Royal Dutch sources fibbed today.
"Completely industry-standard in this modern day and age."