The 71-year-old Senator says he's sick of waiting on Obama and Clinton.
After auditioning over seven million people, with nightly televised heats lasting over three years, the winner of "Britain's Got Talent" was announced last night.
The presumptive Democratic Presidential nominee has called on Americans of all stripes to sheath their differences and walk together as one.
Havana, Cuba (SP) - Hillary Clinton has called for the inclusion of Cuban Delegates and votes, saying their exclusion is 'unfair.'...
Carlos Alberto Tevez of Manchester United and Argentina has been awarded the 'MAN'chester award in Manchester.This award is given to those special people who have the face that turns the most number of people on that area.
(Hollywood CA) Movie star Angelina Jolie confirmed rumours today that she is pregnant with conjoined (Siamese) twins. An ultrasound shows the twins are joined at the hip and cannot be separated.
London - (Fetid Fascist Mess): The tribute artiste being promoted relentlessly by the UK Hellfire Club as the Pretender's elder son has been thrown in the deep end by the Navy.
The USA is to hold a nationwide vote on a single question that has caused much confusion - is it a republic, or is it a democracy? The answer since 1776, of course, is that it's both, and it's neither.
In the wake of reports in which President Bush claimed to have been directed by God to invade Afghanistan and Iraq, the president stated in a Tuesday press conference that several of his domestic policies are also of divine inspiration.
TV host Davina McCall, who is partially responsible for the human suffering of Big Brother is complaining, again.
Shock news has reached us that Simon Cowell, high waist-banded soldier in the fight against good music has won the current round of Britain's Got Talent.
Today, the United States of America declared war on the mighty nation of the Leeward Islands. For decades the Islands, with a population of 17,000, have funded international terrorism and have been a thorn in the side of the USA, and their 'we tr...
The "Lost Tribe" of Brazil may not have been so "lost" after all. The scientific community that was collectively on its way to South America by ground, sea, and air and willingly contributing to global warming has come to a scree...
The Bob Hoskins of the business world, Sir Alan Sugar (see how many anagrams there are of that name, kids) has said that his perfect candidate on The Apprentice would be Charlie Bucket.
In Denver, Colorado, USA, some folks with a peculiar mindset have signed an election initiative so citizens can vote whether to establish a department for documenting & analyzing claims about extra-terrestrial (ET) entities. Part of the hoopla & hyp...
Former Prime Minister Tony Blair today announced that he was setting up a new religion. Speaking from his coal-miner's cottage in Sedgefield, Mr. Blair said: 'Yes, today I am launching a new world religion, the Church Of Saint Anthony of Blair, a...
On tour in Sweden: KISS--the iconic supreme rock band--has added Condoleeza Rice under their belt as a fan (or perhaps a groupie)?...
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