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Saturday, 31 May 2008

Havana, Cuba (SP) - Hillary Clinton has called for the inclusion of Cuban Delegates and votes, saying their exclusion is 'unfair.'

The New York Senator said it will be injustice if two hundred delegates and four million votes were excluded on the basis of flimsy Democratic rules.

'This is the vote of the people. And they cannot, I repeat, they cannot be excluded, they must be represented,' she told CNN in an interview today.

'Obama is trying so hard to exclude them. Did you see him on CBS News an hour ago gloating about how they would be excluded? Get it! I want the votes! I want to be president! Common man, it is history.'

Maggie Williams, Clinton's Campaign Manager said: 'We are absolutely confident that when the party leaders meet in Havana next week they would do what's right: give Clinton the votes and delegates.'

Taylor Marsh, a Democrat who supports Clinton said: 'It would be grave to deny these swing voters a voice - Cuba is such a swing state, only Clinton can win it in November and Democrats need and must win it.'

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