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Topics: Brazil

Saturday, 31 May 2008

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The "Lost Tribe" of Brazil may not have been so "lost" after all. The scientific community that was collectively on its way to South America by ground, sea, and air and willingly contributing to global warming has come to a screeching halt.

It seems that a closer inspection of the photographs has revealed that the natives, wildly gesticulating at the helicopters, were wearing "Depends" adult diapers and waving Derek Jeter baseball bats.

Comte Henri LaTourette, Commissioner of Global Exploitation for the United Nations, confessed that the world was a little over-anxious in announcing the "discovery" so prematurely without a more thorough investigation. "Actually, we believe that who we were seeing were really ballplayers from the New York Yankee Class A minor league baseball team. In fact, when we enlarged the photos, one could identify Jason Giambi's golden thongs on a few of them," stated Comte LaTourette as he abruptly left the news conference.

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