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Sunday, 1 June 2008

Carlos Alberto Tevez of Manchester United and Argentina has been awarded the 'MAN'chester award in Manchester.This award is given to those special people who have the face that turns the most number of people on that area.

After the awards ceremony, Tevez said to in an interview that he's so pleased to be nominated in the first place.

"I'm proud to say that I'm the most handsome person in Manchester. The fact that nobody can be as handsome as me in this place is giving me goosebumps right now. I owe my beauty to my fans, without whom, I wouldn't have been a turn on. Whenever I look into the mirror, I feel something hardening near my groin.(Smiles wickedly). Maybe because I'm too handsome."

As a package of the award, Tevez was given a lifetime supply of cosmetics for the beauty spot on his cheek.

Alex Ferguson said he was proud to be the boss of Tevez and that his techniques of applying make-up for Tevez did help. "I use my bubble gum in sticking the various number of creams, grind the whole thing,spit on it and apply the mixture slowly on his face until it becomes sparkling white. That's the same reason why even Ronaldo stopped diving around these days. I'm sticking my gum to his shoes. But he's a hard worker and am sure he'll be his usual self soon. Coming back to Tevez, I'm once again proud to be his gaffer."

Rooney came a close third in the awards as the second place was given to Mr. Neuville Neuville, an architect. He says he sculpts his own face whenever bored which obviously means, whenever Old Trafford is filled with people.

Rumour is that Ronaldo is very angry at the jury for not giving him the first place and that he'll leave the club and game soon to join in a beauty course, as he's adamant on getting that prize!

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