(Hollywood CA) Movie star Angelina Jolie confirmed rumours today that she is pregnant with conjoined (Siamese) twins. An ultrasound shows the twins are joined at the hip and cannot be separated.
The actress was reported to be in shock but is resolved to continue the difficult pregnancy and give birth later this summer.
Friends of the star say there were many circus freaks on her mother's side of the family.
Ms. Jolie's good looks come from her father's side of the family and she was hoping her children would be spared any abnormalities. Her grandmother was The Bearded Lady at Ringling Brothers Circus for many years and her grandfather was The Dog Faced Boy.
Friends of the star deny rumours the star eats dog biscuits and shaves three times a day.
Angelina has decided to name the twin girls either Bacon and Eggs or Cream and Sugar.
Brad Pitt was said to be very upset and is considering abandoning Ms. Jolie and the kids. "Oh man, I didn't sign up for this shit. Man. Like, oh wow, is this like Addams Family shit or what? Damn. Oh man. Shit. Think I'll call Jen. I can't handle this shit no more" said the star.