Funny story:  FDA:  Marijuana Pain Killer to be Sold in Drug Stores and Supermarkets

FDA: Marijuana Pain Killer to be Sold in Drug Stores and Supermarkets

WASHINGTON DC - Following the lead of Health Canada, the FDA announced that three U.S. pharmaceutical companies were given the green light to market an over the counter pain killer that is made from marijuana. The aspirin-like pills are to be taken...
View 'FDA:  Marijuana Pain Killer to be Sold in Drug Stores and Supermarkets'
Funny story:  Ethiopia Blames High Infant Mortality rate on Dying Babies

Ethiopia Blames High Infant Mortality rate on Dying Babies

Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. Ethiopian Government officials explained to the international press earlier this week that the principle cause of the country's highest infant death rate in twenty years is due to ‘poor, sick and helpless babies'.
View 'Ethiopia Blames High Infant Mortality rate on Dying Babies'
Funny story:  Clapton's Shock Confession!

Clapton's Shock Confession!

Music legend Eric Clapton made a shocking revelation during a press conference yesterday by admitting that he can not play a single chord! The famous guitarist who has inspired generations to play the guitar made his emotional confession after being...
View 'Clapton's Shock Confession!'
Funny story:  Enema of the State

Enema of the State

President Bush gave an unprecedented press release from the Oval Office bathroom today. In his historic address, he confessed to being a long-time victim of the controversial fad of self-administered molasses enemas.
View 'Enema of the State'
Funny story:  UCI bans another substance

UCI bans another substance

The sporting body of cycling has banned yet another substance as stated in a report released today. According to the report, the Union Cycliste Internationale has added beans to the list of illegal substances and they are currently revising the Anti...
View 'UCI bans another substance'
Funny story:  Congress Intervenes to Force Eight-Year-Old to Bed by 9PM

Congress Intervenes to Force Eight-Year-Old to Bed by 9PM

Congress passed emergency legislation today to force eight-year-old Ethan Deters to be in bed by 9PM every night. Ethan has been struggling over his bedtime schedule with his parents, Sondra and Wally Deters of Lafayette, Indiana. With Ethan consis...
View 'Congress Intervenes to Force Eight-Year-Old to Bed by 9PM'
Funny story:  Canadian Seal Clubbers Adrift

Canadian Seal Clubbers Adrift

In a crises threatening the already strained relations of the United States, Canada and the United Nations, stranded Canadian baby seal clubbers remained adrift on a floating ice sheet for a fifth straight day. Humanitarian efforts to leave them out...
View 'Canadian Seal Clubbers Adrift'
Funny story:  US Discusses Afghan Military Ties in Exchange for Guaranteed Opium Supplies

US Discusses Afghan Military Ties in Exchange for Guaranteed Opium Supplies

Mr Rumsfeld flew into Afghanistan on Wednesday morning straight from a day trip to Iraq. It appears that the Iraq opium crop has failed catastrophically this year and despite re-seeding and assistance from 200,000 US military personnel it is unlikely...
View 'US Discusses Afghan Military Ties in Exchange for Guaranteed Opium Supplies'
Funny story:  Late Maxwell Smart's Memoirs Show He Reported Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq

Late Maxwell Smart's Memoirs Show He Reported Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq

Secret Agent Maxwell Smart of CONTROL passed away quietly this week. Upon his death, his personnal journals and memoirs were made public. Several startling revelations were contained within, including the fact that it was Smart who first reported t...
View 'Late Maxwell Smart's Memoirs Show He Reported Weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq'
Funny story:  Jerry Springer Placed in Charge of Rita Relief

Jerry Springer Placed in Charge of Rita Relief

President George W. Bush, the same man who appointed a pig as Secretary of Agriculture (Arnold ZIffel of Green Acres fame) and a duck as Assistant Director of FEMA (The AFLAC Insurance Spokesduck) has done it again. This morning, in a surprise annou...
View 'Jerry Springer Placed in Charge of Rita Relief'
« Sep 2005 October 2005 Nov 2005 »
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun
 
1st
10
2nd
3
3rd
4
4th
8
5th
13
6th
2
7th
17
8th
9
9th
1
10th
11
11th
8
12th
15
13th
4
14th
14
15th
5
16th
5
17th
4
18th
2
19th
5
20th
9
21st
3
22nd
6
23rd
1
24th
13
25th
3
26th
3
27th
8
28th
2
29th
1
30th
5
31st
4
 

Mailing List

Get Spoof News in your email inbox!

Email:

What's 1 multiplied by 3?

6 25 3 19


Go to top ^