Funny story: China's Longwang No Match For Katrina

China's Longwang No Match For Katrina

After slamming into Taiwan early Sunday morning before pounding the coastal province of Fujian, China the same night, the philandering typhoon Longwang has finally shrunk to a tropical depression. Initially courting Taiwan with a reputation as a Supe...
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Funny story: Gay Actor Outed as Straight

Gay Actor Outed as Straight

Shocking news today in the entertainment industry, Graham Norton telly towns campest presenter may not be as camp as once thought. The problem lies with 43 yr old Norton's (real name Graham Norton), geography teacher Julie Clary.
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Funny story: The "Everything That Can Kill You Store" opens in Seattle

The "Everything That Can Kill You Store" opens in Seattle

Seattle, Washington - "If it can kill you - We have it!" is the stores motto. So… what do they sell?...
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Funny story: Why I Hate the Arabs

Why I Hate the Arabs

The outrage over my article in last week's ‘Daily Shame' describing Arabs as "gay wife beaters", "nursery bombers" and "pension-stealin', benefit-defraudin', child-killin' towel heads" caused "offence" with some jumped-up rogues in the Government. I...
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Funny story: School sacks Spanish teacher, adds "Tongues" to curriculum

School sacks Spanish teacher, adds "Tongues" to curriculum

PEQUOT, SD --- In what has been announced as the first of many firings in his school district, Pequot Superintendent of Schools Pat Burn presented Spanish teacher Constanza de la Barca with a notice of termination. Burn announced Pequot High School w...
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Funny story: Paris Hilton Forced to Hide

Paris Hilton Forced to Hide

Paris Hilton is hard to find lately. Up until recently, all she had to do was step out the door and hundreds of photographers would climb over each other to get a picture of the beautiful heiress to the Hilton Hotel fortune. Paris Hilton used to love...
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Funny story: Kate Bush: New Album, New Image, Old Hair

Kate Bush: New Album, New Image, Old Hair

She's not been sighted for ninety eight years, and it's been one hundred and two since her last album. Whacky chanteuse, Kate Bush is at last preparing for a comeback. Thirty seven years in the making, her new record will finally see the light of day...
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Funny story: Jim Morrison alive and well and living in Woking

Jim Morrison alive and well and living in Woking

Jim Morrison, lead singer with cult 60s band ‘The Doors' has been found alive, well and living in the English town of Woking. The American singer was believed to have died on 3 July 1971 of a drugs overdose whilst in the bath of his Paris apartme...
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Funny story: Look! Up in the Sky...It's a Bird...It's a Plane...No, It's a TAX!

Look! Up in the Sky...It's a Bird...It's a Plane...No, It's a TAX!

CAPITOL HILL-The War on Terror, natural disasters and governmental budget mismanagement have forced Congress to look beyond the usual sources for funding to keep America afloat. Working with scientists, engineers and meteorologists from coast to coas...
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Funny story: Mother Theresa impregnates Actor Mel Gibson

Mother Theresa impregnates Actor Mel Gibson

The popular Calcutta nun who died in 1997 needed only one more miracle to be declared a saint and what a miracle! Six Months ago, She appeared to Actor Mel Gibson revealing to him, that God is so pleased with the actor's production of the movie &...
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Funny story: Mario awarded Purple Heart

Mario awarded Purple Heart

MUSHROOM KINGDOM-Mario, hero of the famed "Super Mario Bros" video game and avid plumber, was awarded the Purple Heart by the United States Military, marking the first time a video game character has ever won the prestigious award.
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Funny story: 'Queer Eye's' Carson Kressley to Design New Fifty Dollar Bill

'Queer Eye's' Carson Kressley to Design New Fifty Dollar Bill

WASHINGTON-- In an effort to make them more difficult to counterfeit, the United States Treasury will be introducing a new, more colorful fifty dollar bill this fall.
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Funny story: Study shows Duck more effective than Prayer

Study shows Duck more effective than Prayer

BOULDER, CO. (SN)- A new study has shown that Daffy Duck is dramatically more effective in treating certain types of cancer than trained, praying healers. "Needless to say, this was somewhat unexpected," states lead researcher Ima Fakker RN...
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Funny story: Walgreen's Announces New "Dumb-ass" Checkout Line

Walgreen's Announces New "Dumb-ass" Checkout Line

The next trip you take to your local pharmacy may not be as painful as it has been in the past. At least that is what the decision-makers at the Walgreen's corporate offices are hoping.
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Funny story: Greatest Event In History

Greatest Event In History

The world awaited with bated breath probably the most amazing sight mankind has ever witnessed. At 05:20 GMT on Tuesday , the planet Venus began its slow journey across the face of the Sun.
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Funny story: New "Simpsons" spin-off

New "Simpsons" spin-off

When "The Simpsons" is cancelled, which could be 2007 at the earliest, there is a new futuristic spin-off planned for the show, which is hoped to be as successful as possible.
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Funny story: God talks to George Bush without Incurring Roaming Charges

God talks to George Bush without Incurring Roaming Charges

Minneapolis -- According to a spokesperson for Verizon cellular, God isn't incurring "any roaming charges whatsoever" when he talks with George W. Bush. Eiffel Steture, head of corporate communications for Verizon, reports that "...
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