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A Disastrous Christmas

Everything has gone wrong this Christmas....

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Consequences

An old man facing an operation wanted his son, a renowned Doctor, to carry out the procedure....

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Getting to the Heart of it

A surgeon brought his car into a garage for repair. The mechanic complained that he mended cars, went to the heart of the problem and carried out all the repairs required....

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Crackers for Drinkers

What drink always goes down at an angle?...

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Ready for Christmas

For a celebration I tried cooking a special meal with wine for my wife tonight....

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Old Chestnuts

My wifes gone to the Carribean for a holiday....

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Food for Thought

Ive become very attatched to tie food...

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Broom Broom

Two brooms who had been in the same cupboard for a time decided to get married....

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Farm Visit

I took my grandchildren to my cousins farm in the West Country....

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Sorry

Sorry - The Terrible Truth Revealed:...

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Over the top

I got run over reading between the lines....

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Harry's Bum

In Afghanistan Harrys bum has become a must see experience for the American troops located there....

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Comfortable

A farmer in the 1950s set out for market telling his wife he would get in contact if he needed any help....

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Bloody Weather

I was sitting down to read my newspaper and , can you believe it, the sun comes out. It shone on my page and I couldnt read a thing!...

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Just in Case

Joe and his wife Charlene were on holiday in Israel. Unfortunately she fell over in Bethlehem and fractured her skull, dying shortly afterwards....

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Parliamentary Report

David Cameron shambled in, putting his foot into the mess he had already prepared....

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What I learnt at school

Biology lesson: Crabs and shrimps are crushed asians....

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Suicide Note

Dear Frank,...

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Insects

Dead Fly...

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Doctor's Clinic

Doctor Im feeling ill....

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Drought Solutions

A team of young lads has put forward a series of measures to deal with the water shortage in most of England caused by the Drought:...

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Didn't you notice

Wife - Havent you noticed something about the room?...

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I forget

A research project invited 100 old people to a surgery for a test to see if they suffwered from Altzeimers. Those who didnt turn up were diagnosed with the debility - the only problem was no one could...

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Pun in the Eye

The fattest knight at King Arthurs round table is Sir Cumference who acquired his size from too much pi. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France...

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