What I learnt at school

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Saturday, 23 June 2012

Biology lesson: Crabs and shrimps are crushed asians.
History lesson: Sir Walter Raleagh circumcised the world and then invented the bicycle.
Geography lesson: Countries with seas around them are islands but Countries without seas around them are incontinents.
Religion: Morons can have several wives.
French lesson: A letter in France is stuck around the penis.

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