Crackers for Drinkers

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Sunday, 23 December 2012

What drink always goes down at an angle?

Lobcyder

What drink is suitable for a sick person?

Pale ail

What drink is all over the place?

A rye whisky

What drink do you give to someone who never stops complaining?

Wine

And for those who don't drink alcohol:

What drink do you give to an Israeli tennis player?

Juice

What drink do you give to a sex starved person in a hurry?

Sexpresso

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