Bloody Weather

I was sitting down to read my newspaper and , can you believe it, the sun comes out. It shone on my page and I couldn't read a thing!

So I moved over to another chair to read the paper.

Then the sun went in behind a big black cloud and it started to rain. It became so dark I had to move back to the window to see my page.

The cat came in all wet and dripping and before you could say mouse he was on my knee.

I threw him off but there was a wet patch on my trousers.

In comes the wife. 'Have you been on peeing on yourself?'

Bloody weather!