Suicide Note

Submitted by j.w.

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Friday, 22 June 2012

Dear Frank,
I am returning your suicide note because you have spelt the word useless as ussless. I suspect you will not mind my pointing out this error to you. I thought you would not like to make your exit with this mistake hanging around your neck.
If you could return your suicide note, correctly spelt this time, I shall do what I can to help you.

Always your fried,


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