Pun in the Eye

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Wednesday, 16 November 2011

The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table is Sir Cumference who acquired his size from too much pi.

She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.

A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in a Linoleum Blownapart.

Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You staqy here: I'll go on a head.'

I wondered why the football was getting bigger and then it hit me.

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