The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table is Sir Cumference who acquired his size from too much pi.
She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.
A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in a Linoleum Blownapart.
Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You staqy here: I'll go on a head.'
I wondered why the football was getting bigger and then it hit me.