Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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September 2012
Friday 14 September 12
Yeah baby! TC is back in CRUISE CONTROL! While I was a bit gutted my third wife Katie Holmes terminated her contract with me (and Scientology) I am...
Wednesday 05 September 12
"Lies in a different font are still lies". Oh yes, I was pretty pleased with that quote, issued by my publicist in response to the Vanity Fair art...
Monday 03 September 12
Vanity Fair magazine are saying that Scientology auditioned for my third wife back in 2004. Well that could explain why it didn't work with Katie...
July 2012
Saturday 28 July 12
My attorney tells me I am very close to winning full custody of my daughter Suri. The soon to be ex-wife Katie Holmes will be furious. There are st...
Wednesday 25 July 12
I've been trying to get Russell Brand to become a Scientologist. He'd, correction - We'd have a great time. Bad news is he told me he's starting h...
Tuesday 24 July 12
Dear Diary - It looks like this divorce thing isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Yes, it hurts like hell; kinda like having Wynonna Judd or Ki...
Sunday 22 July 12
My life is busy busy busy. Iceland last week. New York weekend, arriving in London today to start work on my latest film. Maybe I can make some tim...
Wednesday 18 July 12
I'm so glad my daughter Suri - and my ex-wife Katie Holmes are ok. They were involved in a car accident in New York earlier this week. It is ridicu...
Iron Manifold
SAN DIEGO, CA--Five years after hearing it for the first time, Danny Orsi still has no idea that theBlack Sabbath song "Iron Man" wasn't written for the film series.
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