Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2012


Friday 14 September 1212

Yeah baby! TC is back in CRUISE CONTROL! While I was a bit gutted my third wife Katie Holmes terminated her contract with me (and Scientology) I am...

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Wednesday 05 September 1212

"Lies in a different font are still lies". Oh yes, I was pretty pleased with that quote, issued by my publicist in response to the Vanity Fair art...

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Monday 03 September 1212

Vanity Fair magazine are saying that Scientology auditioned for my third wife back in 2004. Well that could explain why it didn't work with Katie...

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July 2012


Saturday 28 July 1212

My attorney tells me I am very close to winning full custody of my daughter Suri. The soon to be ex-wife Katie Holmes will be furious. There are st...

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Wednesday 25 July 1212

I've been trying to get Russell Brand to become a Scientologist. He'd, correction - We'd have a great time. Bad news is he told me he's starting h...

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Tuesday 24 July 1212

Dear Diary - It looks like this divorce thing isn't as bad as I thought it would be. Yes, it hurts like hell; kinda like having Wynonna Judd or Ki...

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Sunday 22 July 1212

My life is busy busy busy. Iceland last week. New York weekend, arriving in London today to start work on my latest film. Maybe I can make some tim...

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Wednesday 18 July 1212

I'm so glad my daughter Suri - and my ex-wife Katie Holmes are ok. They were involved in a car accident in New York earlier this week. It is ridicu...

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