Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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September 2005


Friday 30 September 055

Dear Diary Waking up was almost mission impossible this morning, but as soon as I looked at that magnificent vanilla sky, I felt like a top gun...

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August 2005


Tuesday 16 August 055

August 13, 2005 Dearest diary,...

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July 2005


Wednesday 27 July 055

This is just awesome. Just me, the love of my life. you would think that my scientology pals would at least give us some private time togather...

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Sunday 24 July 055

Dear Diary, Claudia Sternbach is picking on me.

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Friday 15 July 055

Thursday, July 14 Dear Diary,...

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Tuesday 12 July 055

Dear Diary, I am so excited that life is finally working out the way I want it to: I have found a religion that adapts itself to my desires as...

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June 2005


Monday 27 June 055

Once I explain to someone how great Scientology is, they should convert.

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