Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Dear Diary Waking up was almost mission impossible this morning, but as soon as I looked at that magnificent vanilla sky, I felt like a top gun...
August 13, 2005 Dearest diary,...
This is just awesome. Just me, the love of my life. you would think that my scientology pals would at least give us some private time togather...
Dear Diary, Claudia Sternbach is picking on me.
Thursday, July 14 Dear Diary,...
Dear Diary, I am so excited that life is finally working out the way I want it to: I have found a religion that adapts itself to my desires as...
Once I explain to someone how great Scientology is, they should convert.
Saint Patrick's Day Celebrations may offendPeople all over the World who 'just can't wear green' may cause Saint Pat's Day Celebrations to be rethought.
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