Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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October 2006


Sunday 08 October 06

Dear Diary, My popularity quotient (what's a quotient?) is going down. Someone, quick! Give me an antidepressant! Oh my gosh! What did I ju...

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August 2006


Tuesday 29 August 06

Dear Diary, The reason I am not showing pictures of my daughter is because she is so ugly... She looks just like me.

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Tuesday 29 August 06

Dear Diary, I am thinking of becoming a priest and taking a vow of silence. That way I will keep my mouth shut and not keep sticking my foot in...

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Saturday 05 August 06

Diary, The world knows so little about me. So very little. They do not know that I was born with no hair or teeth, and that I was uglier than a...

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Saturday 05 August 06

I love myself, I think I'm grand. I go to the movies just to watch myself. I wrap my arms around my waist, if I get fresh, that's all right, b...

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Friday 04 August 06

Hi Diary, I know you are my diary and, next to my dear, beloved, and cherished self, you are my closest friend (Don't tell Kate).

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July 2006


Saturday 29 July 06

Dear Diary, I have yet to see my newborn baby girl. I have hidden so well, I can't even find her myself. Katy is beside herself, and angry...

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May 2006


Saturday 20 May 06

I ran into Travolta at Scientology headquarters this morning. He asked if I would like to have a major role in Pulp Fiction II. I tol...

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