Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2008
Sunday 14 December 08
Dear Diary, This time it isn't working. I promsie her all my money, i give her fame, fortune all i ask for is that she plays happy wife whilst I st...
November 2008
Monday 24 November 08
Well, Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat, so please put some platform shoes in little Tommies hat. Got up in great form today. We do...
October 2008
Friday 10 October 08
The newspaper mispelled my name again today. It read, Tom Crude. Well, at least it didn't reveal my real name, Xenu Mapother Dinkeldorf. Thank good...
September 2008
Saturday 06 September 08
8.00 Straight out of bed today for a busy day. Pastor Gonzo from the Planet Zog is visiting to give us an update on how things are going for L Ron now...
August 2008
Tuesday 19 August 08
9am - Returned this morning from Alpha Zot Nine in the Nong Galaxy. Had been to a meeting with L Ron's brother. 10am - Had to get the DIY box out f...
June 2008
Sunday 08 June 08
Dear Diary, HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA,HA, if i can keep on laughing for another five years maybe the gay thoughts will finally go...
April 2008
Wednesday 09 April 08
Sofa's sofas, sofas,...
Sunday 06 April 08
This audition I went for was a total bust........
Courtney Stodden shows plastic surgeon's handiwork
Teen bride Courtney Stodden promised her mom she'd never go naked, and, in showing off her new Double-D boobs, she hasn't broken that vow: "Theyre not mine," she said. "They're my plastic surgeon's."
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