Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2009


Wednesday 09 December 099

December 9th - No change.... I'm still a douchebag....

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August 2009


Sunday 16 August 099

I borrowed a gerbil from my buddy Richard Gere today (though I don't think he wants it back). This is going to be really fun tonight. I'm gonna ge...

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July 2009


Saturday 11 July 099

Today's To do list: * Make offering to Starbot 649 for giving me a career * Go workout * Start writing movie about Starbot 649's creation of mank...

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Thursday 02 July 099

Today's to do list: * I need to get up and work out * I need to Thank Starbot 649 for letting me marry Katie Holmes * I need to see about that da...

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May 2009


Monday 25 May 099

Dear Diary I hate being short, I guess you know that, I mean why else would I divorce Nicole, that bitch was almost twice my size. These built-up...

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April 2009


Monday 27 April 099

Monday, 27 April. Today too, I couldn't subscribe to mailing list of Spoof. They have 45 entries about me. Why cant I complete it? Mailing...

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March 2009


Wednesday 18 March 099

Dear Super-Diary, I AM better than anyone else. I smell better. I dance better. I eat more adeptly. I can watch TV with half an eye open. So...

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January 2009


Thursday 22 January 099

Do you think the Pope would be interested in converting all of Catholicism over to Scientology? I'm sure that if he would just sign up for an indoctri...

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