Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
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December 2009
Wednesday 09 December 09
December 9th - No change.... I'm still a douchebag....
August 2009
Sunday 16 August 09
I borrowed a gerbil from my buddy Richard Gere today (though I don't think he wants it back). This is going to be really fun tonight. I'm gonna ge...
July 2009
Saturday 11 July 09
Today's To do list: * Make offering to Starbot 649 for giving me a career * Go workout * Start writing movie about Starbot 649's creation of mank...
Thursday 02 July 09
Today's to do list: * I need to get up and work out * I need to Thank Starbot 649 for letting me marry Katie Holmes * I need to see about that da...
May 2009
Monday 25 May 09
Dear Diary I hate being short, I guess you know that, I mean why else would I divorce Nicole, that bitch was almost twice my size. These built-up...
April 2009
Monday 27 April 09
Monday, 27 April. Today too, I couldn't subscribe to mailing list of Spoof. They have 45 entries about me. Why cant I complete it? Mailing...
March 2009
Wednesday 18 March 09
Dear Super-Diary, I AM better than anyone else. I smell better. I dance better. I eat more adeptly. I can watch TV with half an eye open. So...
January 2009
Thursday 22 January 09
Do you think the Pope would be interested in converting all of Catholicism over to Scientology? I'm sure that if he would just sign up for an indoctri...
Sherlock Actor Investigates Cast
Benedict Cumberbatch drilled the Star Trek cast and successfully deduced that his stolen peanut butter and jelly sandwich was taken by Zachary Quinto.
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