Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2013

Sunday 15 December 1313

Dear Diary- I think the press is finally off my back on that Sori or Sari or Suri or whatever her name is bit. Now that Leah Remini has left Scientol...

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Tuesday 10 December 1313

Dear Diary, Well, I don't even care that Will Smith and Jaden won't talk to me anymore after their After Earth movie tanked. I am going to see if I...

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September 2013

Saturday 14 September 1313

Dear Diary - The motion picture studio wants me to do another Mission Impossible movie. But to be honest, I think that I am getting a bit too old to b...

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Saturday 07 September 1313

Dear Diary - I will soon be starting on the next installment of my extremely popular Mission Impossible series of movies. And I am thrilled since I...

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August 2013

Saturday 17 August 1313

Dear Diary - I have no idea where all of these rumors are coming from. The latest is that I am dating Heidi Montag. Well nothing could be further from...

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Wednesday 07 August 1313

Dear Diary - I miss Katie a lot. I had no idea that I would. It's not really a physical thing, it's more of a housework thing. I used to enjoy watchin...

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July 2013

Tuesday 09 July 1313

Dear Diary - George Clooney one of my best friends has just been dumped by his girlfriend Stacy Keibler. And boy do I know how that feels having mysel...

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June 2013

Friday 28 June 1313

Dear Diary - I am getting fed up with my ex-wife Katie Holmes all of a sudden acting like that Chelsea Handler nympho and behaving in a vulgarian mann...

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