Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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December 2013


Sunday 15 December 1313

Dear Diary- I think the press is finally off my back on that Sori or Sari or Suri or whatever her name is bit. Now that Leah Remini has left Scientol...

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Tuesday 10 December 1313

Dear Diary, Well, I don't even care that Will Smith and Jaden won't talk to me anymore after their After Earth movie tanked. I am going to see if I...

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September 2013


Saturday 14 September 1313

Dear Diary - The motion picture studio wants me to do another Mission Impossible movie. But to be honest, I think that I am getting a bit too old to b...

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Saturday 07 September 1313

Dear Diary - I will soon be starting on the next installment of my extremely popular Mission Impossible series of movies. And I am thrilled since I...

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August 2013


Saturday 17 August 1313

Dear Diary - I have no idea where all of these rumors are coming from. The latest is that I am dating Heidi Montag. Well nothing could be further from...

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Wednesday 07 August 1313

Dear Diary - I miss Katie a lot. I had no idea that I would. It's not really a physical thing, it's more of a housework thing. I used to enjoy watchin...

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July 2013


Tuesday 09 July 1313

Dear Diary - George Clooney one of my best friends has just been dumped by his girlfriend Stacy Keibler. And boy do I know how that feels having mysel...

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June 2013


Friday 28 June 1313

Dear Diary - I am getting fed up with my ex-wife Katie Holmes all of a sudden acting like that Chelsea Handler nympho and behaving in a vulgarian mann...

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Dozens of Women Claim Cosby Never Raped Them

Although it's taken since 2006 when rape allegations against Cosby first emerged, his PR firm has managed to find MANY women who encountered Cosby but were never raped by him (to their knowledge).
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