Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary

This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.

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November 2007


Tuesday 27 November 07

Richard Madeley and Judy Finnegan don't present 'This Morning' anymore? Why did nobody tell me this, I should have been told..............

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September 2007


Monday 17 September 07

Red sky in the morning, Xenu's warning, Red sky tonight! He'll be here alright.

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August 2007


Sunday 26 August 07

August 23rd 2007 Only days left until............ Sorry, I dropped of then.

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Sunday 12 August 07

August 12th Still no sign of the apocolypse. Maybe I should not have built the bunker just yet. I invited my good mate Tim Robbins in for t...

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June 2007


Sunday 24 June 07

Today i achieved my ultimate goal of reaching a top shelf magazine ..well i used a pile that i knocked off trying to reach it so i stood on the erm..

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April 2007


Saturday 21 April 07

Dear Dairy this tom here i havent had time to write this week. My damn kid wont shut the hell up he or she wont be quite always asking for momma...

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January 2007


Saturday 27 January 07

Dear Diary I'M BROKE! after all the cash I spent on my wedding with Katie Holes i mean Holmes we dont have any money we've been eat...

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