Tom Cruise - My Spoof Diary
This is the spoof journal of Tom Cruise. It is purely a parody of what we imagine a diary made by Tom Cruise would be like and hope you find the fake diary as funny.
Richard Madeley and Judy Finnegan don't present 'This Morning' anymore? Why did nobody tell me this, I should have been told..............
Red sky in the morning, Xenu's warning, Red sky tonight! He'll be here alright.
August 23rd 2007 Only days left until............ Sorry, I dropped of then.
August 12th Still no sign of the apocolypse. Maybe I should not have built the bunker just yet. I invited my good mate Tim Robbins in for t...
Today i achieved my ultimate goal of reaching a top shelf magazine ..well i used a pile that i knocked off trying to reach it so i stood on the erm..
Dear Dairy this tom here i havent had time to write this week. My damn kid wont shut the hell up he or she wont be quite always asking for momma...
Dear Diary I'M BROKE! after all the cash I spent on my wedding with Katie Holes i mean Holmes we dont have any money we've been eat...
David Cassidy; who?Ageing pop star and member of the Cuckoo, Turkey, Chicken, bla, bla Family (Now what the fuck was their name?) has admitted he has forgotten who he is, thank heavens we have too!
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