I'm going to take the unprecedented step of disclosing details of his personal wealth, it has emerged.
Of course, I didn't say I was going to reveal all the details did I?
In a speech yesterday I said:
'Your country needs you - We have to pull together to rebuild Britain'
Not least the little girl who sent me her £1 tooth fairy money to help clear the deficit!
Of course I was talking to Conservatives only at the time!
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