David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

I was having a drink with one of my overseas and offshore account managers yesterday, and he mentioned how well I'd done at increasing VAT, cutting back services, and getting away with telling so many lies in public.

I had to explain to him, that lying is an integral part of politics, and historically those who tell the biggest have come to power. Hitler, Stalin, Mao Si Tung, Mussolini, and Tony Blair for example, and they all got to the top, just like I have!

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