David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 12 April 2012

It seems I've risked embarrassment on my four-day visit to the Far East yesterday after chartering a plane owned by a controversial Angolan oil firm.

Well we had been unable to find a British plane because of Easter.

Ha!

The guard of honour when I disembarked from the plane was a nice touch and very fitting I thought.

Not bad for a Prime Minister and Government who was not elected in the first place eh?