David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 16 April 2012

I have launched my party's campaign push ahead of English council elections.

Speaking in Derbyshire, somewhere in the Midlands I think I was, I said my party was "delivering the changes that people need" and praised Conservative councils for providing "the best value... in the country"!

That sounded so good everytime I played the recording back to myself.

As Hitler said, the larger the size and greater the frequency of lies can easily con the public!

Ha ha ha...

Now, where's me Old Etonian's lunch menu?....