David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 10 April 2012

Nissan's new hatchback is to be produced at its Sunderland plant, another victory for Coalition led England!

So, I'm going to fly to Tokyo with some of Britain's leading defence manufacturers (and party donors) to seek to exploit a multi-billion-pound market after a liberalising of Japan's procurement rules.

I don't expect their Prime Minister Yoshihiko Noda to tuck me up in bed like President Obama did on my visit to America last month though.

At least they do not eat Cornish pasties!

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