Screen Name: Inchcock
Inchcock has published 5,199 items on The Spoof.
Check out Inchcock's:
- 59 Spoof News Stories
- 382 Spoof Magazine Articles
- 1,278 Spoof Snippets
- 1,018 Jokes
- 2,462 Fake Celebrity Diaries
Latest Spoof News Story: Tuesday 23rd October 2012
Spoofing since: Friday 18th June 2010
Location: Nottingham, England
The mid-wife handed the new born bundle of gooey child wrapped tenderly in a bloodied pillow case, into the hands of its loving Park Drive smoke and ash covered mother, as she lay cursing the father of this little monster.
She, caressed her cigarette, coughed up some phlegm and gently introduced the scrawny sickly underweight mite to the pleasures of ash burns from the end of her Park Drive, and uttered her first words to the unwanted creature, or rather to the mid-wife: "I don't want it, throw it in the Trent!"
Thus began an adventure full of misery, Tales of Woe, depression, frustration and failure for the superfluous pillock, who no one wanted, or ever would.
He's now a 64 years old, ex security controller, made redundant and now looking (with total failure up to date) for employment.
Depressed, frustrated, slowly mentally decaying, hearing aids wearing, bespectacled, short, plump, bald, and socially inept.
Now health problems have stopped the idiot's work search, and a new ticker has been installed - He's currently under rehab, and apologises for any errors he makes in his Spoof articles - eventually I'm sure he'll regain some of his concentration.
He has to go home now, they lock the cemetery gates earlier on a Sunday!
Take care all!
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