David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Friday, 13 April 2012
I become the first UK prime minister to visit Burma in more than 60 years when I arriving in the capital Nay Pyi Taw.
I met with President Thein Sein, I felt quite good being iver a foot taller than he is.
I'm to have discussions with pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi in Rangoon, another short-arse.
I want to meet Ms Suu Kyi, I described her as "a shining example for people who yearn for freedom, for democracy, for progress".
When I get home. I'm going to cut pension benefits for the teachers again I think!.
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