David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 13 April 2012

I become the first UK prime minister to visit Burma in more than 60 years when I arriving in the capital Nay Pyi Taw.

I met with President Thein Sein, I felt quite good being iver a foot taller than he is.

I'm to have discussions with pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi in Rangoon, another short-arse.

I want to meet Ms Suu Kyi, I described her as "a shining example for people who yearn for freedom, for democracy, for progress".

When I get home. I'm going to cut pension benefits for the teachers again I think!.