Written by Orvis Talbot

Monday, 2 May 2011

image for President Obama - "Bin Laden to be Mummified"
Mass-murderering scumbag

Islamabad, Pakistan - The terrorist mastermind and leader of Al Qaeda, Osama Bin Laden, was confirmed killed in a U.S. ground operation today.

A DNA test has confirmed it is indeed the evil one himself.

President Obama stated that Bin Laden's body will be mummified and put on display inside a bullet & bomb proof, clear coffin. The coffin will go on tour for the next 10 years throughout the United States.

The final resting place of Bin Laden will be just inside the front door inside the floor of the still-to-be-built Freedom Tower at Ground Zero in New York City.

Anyone wishing to walk all over the mass-murderering scumbag will be welcome to do so.

Let us never forget what this horrid human being did.

"Justice has been done." stated the President.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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