Osama bin Laden found in local man's shed

Funny story written by churchmouse

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

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a shed yesterday

There was pandemonium yesterday when the world's most wanted terrorist was discovered in the garden shed of local man Kevin Smally.

Mr Smally, a junior quality control inspector at the local biscuit factory, made the discovery when he entered his shed to sort out all of his nails and screws.

"I had just gone into my shed to sort out my nails and screws, when I glanced behind the lawn mower and saw Osama bin Laden there. He had a pistol in one hand, a knife in the other, and had an atomic bomb strapped to his chest" explained Mr Smally.

"I knew that he was a wanted terrorist, and so I wrestled him to the ground and knocked him out with a right hook. After that I phoned the police. Unfortunately, the terrorist must have recovered and slipped out of the window at the back while I was on the phone. Although he did leave a pornographic magazine behind."

A weary looking spokesman for the local police commented: "This is not the first time that we have been summoned to Mr Smally's shed in relation to a fugitive only to find that we were too late to arrest them. Over the last six months Mr Smally has discovered every single member of the nation's ten most wanted, along with Elvis, Hitler (twice) and Glen Miller."

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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