Angelina Jolie adopted Osama Bin Laden today, and she continues to hide his whereabouts.
"I'm very proud of my new son, he has proven himself the most loyal terrorist" says Jolie
We asked her does it bother her that everybody in the United States wants her son to die, and she just said "no" and made this statement,
"I'm sure that not everyone wants him dead, come on, the Taliban lives in Was-" and she became very silent.
We refuse to believe that Jolie has something to do with the Taliban, but she is in fact a terriost says Dick Chenny
"Ahh, shes a fucking bitch ahh"
Dick Chenny announced his plans to try to get Jolie to admit to her horrible crimes.
