Written by Kaleepeare

Sunday, 17 October 2010

It is now open. The bomb blasts at the Al Lota scented underwears and lingerie factory in Armenia were not the handiwork of the Armenian rebels seeking freedom for their mountain top but the fallout of the tussle going on between three Ladens, each claiming to be the real Laden.

The feud between these numbers of Ladens claiming to be the real Laden has taken its toll. The serial bomb blasts at the the gates and inside the factory has so far claimed more than three dozen expensive cars and two private jets.

The Al Lota with an annual turnover of 389 trillion dollars is based in Armenia. Its factory is sprawled over 398 hectares and employs more than a million workers. It is known all over the world as the supplier of scented underwear that never dirties-its fabric carries a self cleaning chemical and exotic perfumes. Its clients include three former US presidents,most of the British, European and Arab royalty and of course the Ladens. It is alleged that though the owners are shown to be the Charlie Lota family, the firm is actually owned by the Laden.

The recent claims and disclaims are seen as the fallout of the tussle for the control of this gigantic business entity,the ownership of which may give trillions to the Laden to play havoc all around the world.According to sources every transaction of this company has to be approved by a Swiss bank before it is fulfilled.

It is rumored that the bank has in its vaults the footprint and impressions of each and every toe of the real Laden. They match the print on the legal paper and then and only then can the deal be finalised. There were rumors also doing round that the original prints have been lost and the bank wants the owners to provide them with a new set.

The latest entrant into the already murky scene is one Faida Laden who made his entry on the popular TV channel Latest an Fastest on 14th October. He had been seen showing his feet which he had claimed to have been burnt by those false Ladens.He had also claimed that he had been drugged and smuggled out of his Den in the Hindukush mountains and thrown in a lake nearby while his place was taken by this man who now sports a similar bears and headgear and waves an AK rifle at the drop of a sneeze.

Readers may remember that the previous one claiming to be the real Laden was limping.. (more next week..)

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Osama Bin Laden




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