On Koran burning and equally despicable acts of Islamist terrorim - God says "Enough is enough"

Written by shea lo

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

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As inter-faith groups, the Vatican, politicians, Army generals and reasonable people all over the world question the sanity of the Florida idiot-preacher who is threatening to burn the Koran, the Chief God of Gods has now stepped into the debate.

Following an urgent meeting in Paradise of the All Gods Group, a world-wide communique has been sent to all major networks and world leaders. The Chief God of all Gods has said:

"Enough is enough. We have never given any of you bigots & extremists our blessings to resort to such hateful, despicable behavior. How dare you take on the authority to speak on our behalf? You have mendaciously misinterpreted our word - this goes for all of you who resort to violence and barbarity claiming your God is The God"

At the raucous All Gods meeting it is understood that a breakaway group of Gods headed by Zeus, Hades, Thor, Odin, Loki and other lesser fiery incarnations had presented a Destroy All Mankind manifesto. However the timely intervention of Jesus, Buddha, Zoroaster, Krishna and the oldest God of all Gods had averted the passing of this resolution.

Following a symbolic thunder-&-jagged-lightning Shock & Awe show it was decided that the All Gods Council would issue its strongest condemnation of humans who deliberately pervert & distort religious scripture for their narcissistic fulfillment. Especially singled out as deviants were Franklin Graham; the nutbar Koran-burning Florida preacher; Osama bin Laden and various ignorant, extremist Christian & Muslim clerics.

Atheists and pagans were not considered as dangerous by the All Gods council with the Chief God of Gods saying:

"The Human Constitution gives them the right to believe or not believe. But your faith doesn't give you the authority to offend the rest of mankind either"

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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