As inter-faith groups, the Vatican, politicians, Army generals and reasonable people all over the world question the sanity of the Florida idiot-preacher who is threatening to burn the Koran, the Chief God of Gods has now stepped into the debate.
Following an urgent meeting in Paradise of the All Gods Group, a world-wide communique has been sent to all major networks and world leaders. The Chief God of all Gods has said:
"Enough is enough. We have never given any of you bigots & extremists our blessings to resort to such hateful, despicable behavior. How dare you take on the authority to speak on our behalf? You have mendaciously misinterpreted our word - this goes for all of you who resort to violence and barbarity claiming your God is The God"
At the raucous All Gods meeting it is understood that a breakaway group of Gods headed by Zeus, Hades, Thor, Odin, Loki and other lesser fiery incarnations had presented a Destroy All Mankind manifesto. However the timely intervention of Jesus, Buddha, Zoroaster, Krishna and the oldest God of all Gods had averted the passing of this resolution.
Following a symbolic thunder-&-jagged-lightning Shock & Awe show it was decided that the All Gods Council would issue its strongest condemnation of humans who deliberately pervert & distort religious scripture for their narcissistic fulfillment. Especially singled out as deviants were Franklin Graham; the nutbar Koran-burning Florida preacher; Osama bin Laden and various ignorant, extremist Christian & Muslim clerics.
Atheists and pagans were not considered as dangerous by the All Gods council with the Chief God of Gods saying:
"The Human Constitution gives them the right to believe or not believe. But your faith doesn't give you the authority to offend the rest of mankind either"
