Jesus Commands Muslim Burning and Koran Burning in the Holy Bible

Written by Karen Fish

Wednesday, 8 September 2010

The Holy Scripture of Islam is the Old Testament, the New Testament, the Koran and the Hadith. The 1.5 billion Muslim people on Earth today are eagerly awaiting the return of their two Messiahs, the Hidden Imam and Jesus Christ. What the Muslim people do not know is that in their Holy Scripture, their Messiah Jesus Christ commands Koran burning and the burning alive of every Muslim man, woman and child. (Deut. 13, Matt. 13:24-43).

When Attorney General Eric Holder calls the Koran burning idea "idiotic and dangerous", "Cup" Holder is calling the Jewish born Rabbi and Messiah of Christianity and Islam, Jesus Christ, "idiotic and dangerous."

Rev. Dr. Terry Jones and the Dove Soap World Outreach Church in Gainesville, Florida has declared Saturday, 9/11 between 6 pm and 9 pm "International Koran Burning Day." President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is so enraged that he has vowed to use Iran's three nuclear bombs to nuke Gainesville over the Koran burning festivities. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the Gaine.

Rev. Dr. Terry Jones says on television, "Islam is of the Devil. On 9/11 Islamic believers attacked our country and killed thousands of innocent people. This book, the Koran is responsible for 9/11." How is it possible that 10 years after 9/11 and George Bush's publicly declared Crusades into Iraq and Afghanistan, the American people still do not know that the Koran caused 9/11? Don't we have schools?

As Angelina Jolie and the political, military and religious leaders of the United States pile onto Terry Jones like the Dixie Chicks, we owe Dr. and Mrs. Jones an enormous debt of gratitude for having the courage to risk their own lives to tell the American people the simple truth, that the Koran caused 9/11. The Koran is the Holy Bible of moderate Islam, all of Islam.

According to the accurate translation from the Arabic by J. M. Rodwell in the Everyman Koran, the Koran states as clear as day, "Slay, Make War on the Christians and Jews, all non Muslims, in return for eternal paradise with God, crystal clear water, 72 virgins, wine with no side effects, and 180,000 servants each." (Koran Sura 9:5, 29-30, 111, Sura 56, Hadith.) When the 10 Muslim hijackers slammed into the World Trade Center on 9/11, they fully expected to wake up the next moment being fed luscious green grapes beside cool, breezy streams in Heaven by Rachel Uchitel and her fellow Procol Harem members. They believed this because they had been brainwashed this Halal baloney from birth.

Angelina Jolie said today, "I have hardly the words that somebody would do that to somebody's religious book." That an actress does not know that the Koran caused 9/11 is no big surprise, although Paris and Lindsay know; at least they didn't steal anybody's husband. It is O.K. to command billions of people to slaughter millions of innocent American men, women and children as long as you do it in a Holy Book, inside of a Religion.

In the Old Testament, Deuteronomy 13, God the Father says, "If prophets (like Muhammad Ali, who predicted his win over 'Smokin Joe Frazier') appear among you and say, 'Let us follow other Gods', 'Let us worship other Gods', you must not heed the words of those prophets… Show them no pity or compassion and do not shield them, but you shall surely kill them. Your own hand shall be first against them to execute them and afterwards the hand of all the people… Go to his town, and put the inhabitants of that town to the sword, utterly destroying it and everything in it - even putting its livestock to the sword. All of its spoil, (including its heretical books) you shall gather into its public square; then burn the town and all its spoil with fire, as a whole burnt offering to the Lord your God. It shall remain a perpetual ruin, never to be rebuilt." (Deuteronomy 13).

Rev. Dr. Terry Jones of Koran Burning fame said that "Islam is of the Devil." In Matthew 13:24-43 Jesus Christ said, in the parable of the wheat and the weeds, (the tares), that the Christian people are the children of God, and the Muslim people and all non Christians are the children of Satan, and at the end of the age, Jesus Christ will send his angels, and on his command they will collect out of the world all causes of sin (Korans) and all evildoers, Muslims, non Christians, and Jesus' Angels will throw them all into the furnace of fire, where there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Then the righteous Christians will shine like the sun in the Kingdom of their father." (Matt. 13:24-43).

Do you think that the Crusades, 300 year Inquisition, Pogroms, and WWII, 'The War Against the Jews", 9/11, the Iraq War, the Afghanistan War all leading to Nuclear World War III, the extinction of life on Earth forever, were caused by the Holy Bibles or that they were just the result of spontaneous combustion? Rev. Dr. Terry Jones is being crucified in the media for burning 200 Korans to get out the message that the Koran caused 9/11. He isn't even burning any cows or anything.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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