Written by Jaggedone

Tuesday, 7 September 2010

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Clerical US Nazi's are going to "do unto them as they did unto us" burn the Koran not the Jewish Bible!

In an outrageous celebration (or defamation) of the 9/11 attack a US extreme church has decided to burn the Koran outside it's front door.

A huge bonfire is to be built with an Effigy of the "Almighty One" (not Bin Laden) perched on top and then hundreds of copies of the Koran will be bunged into the fire and burnt to cinders and the effigy.

This is causing slight worries all over the globe and several high-ranking US military officers believe it could start WWIII or at least cause a slight altercation with the Taliban and Muslim extremists (so what's new?!).

As for the extreme church called the "Dove World Outreach Center" several accusations that their clergy are all staunch members of the KKK and Aryan Brotherhood and the leader is a direct descendant of the one and only, Joseph Goebbels (who?).

History is about to repeat itself and a re-enactment of the infamous "Kristall Nacht" when Nazi's burnt Jewish books in Berlin will be celebrated also.

As for Israel, they are observing the whole process with an enormous amount of "Schadenfreude" hoping that the US Clerical Nazi's "will do unto them as they did unto us", it's a Biblical thing, that's all!

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