God reportly is sulking over the statement that he doesn't exist, after eminent scientist Stephen Hawkings' recent revelations that he didn't create the universe, let alone in six days.
God has moaned that it just isn't fair. "No matter what I do I'm at fault with someone and cussed when things don't go as planned for people. I'm getting on a bit, have Alzheimer's, and people should allow for the fact that things get easily muddled for me. I may have forgotten a few zeros on my original diary entries for the creation of this universe, after I got bored and pulled the plug on the old one".
"It's not been easy for me, you know . My hip aches when it rains and I don't get around as well as I used to and I refuse to see why I have to prove I exist", he grumbled. He then vanished in a puff of higgs-boson particles.
