Crap happy Jappy chappy in sassy Brit bashing trashtalk happening

Funny story written by matthatt

Thursday, 26 August 2010

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The "Shadow Shogun" has been shooting off at the mouth in an attempt to get some publicity ahead of his bid to become Japan's leader.

The loony ex lefty spouted a stream of nonsensical non sequiturs that were so apropos of nothing that they appeared deliberately designed to confuse or possibly amuse, he started off with "I Like the way British prisoners marched in that film, The Bridge on the River Kwai"

Hilarious stuff indeed.

He didn't stop there though, he then went on to make remarks on Christianity, describing it as "exclusive and self-righteous" He also said US and European societies were at a "dead end."

Mr Ozawa, the godfather of droll, is the leader of Japans version of the monster raving loony party and has hopes of getting them all the way to the top, first Japan, then the world, which he refers to as "a dream and my mission," but then again, he also says that Americans are amoebas.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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