UN HQ: - Paranoidistan's big buffoon top-cat, Madman Showcat Querulous polished up his begging bowl and stood before the assembly lecturing the world on its "failures" of not providing enough aid to save the already-failed state.
In the continuing saga of "Mr. Q goes to Amrika" the big loud-mouth discombobulated 'civilian' dude read from an Army-prepared document as he regaled the world with the "Incredible Made-up Success Story of Deluded Paranoidistan".
Wagging his finger he thundered:
"Ve are a resilient people ... yadda yadda yadda
"Ve have borne the brunt of extremism ...lies, lies lies
" Ve have braced with fortitude the loss of people to suicide attacks ....more lies lies lies"
"Ve must have your money ...because it's all your fault we're such incompetent, greedy pigs ...how dare you cut off the funds"
No mention was made of the deceitful games played for 30 years, the nurturing of militants and terrorists to wreak havoc on neighbors, the blatant refusal of aid to its dying citizens by neighbor India despite the tall talk: "We want good relations with our neighbors"; "We want to live peacefully"; "We will walk the extra mile if they make a move"; "If they take one step we will take 20".
Back in the drowning state their soldiers bunkered along the Line of Control, the de facto border with India, engaged in a furious barrage of firing against the Indians. This is the lying begging deceitful Paki way of providing fire cover while pushing their militants into India.
In another orchestrated sound-bite the Minister for Lies, Deceit and Mendacity, Mr. Imjusta Bagofshit- was back to playing the old blame-game. Speaking to a group of toadie pro-militant journos he made this dramatic announcement:
"Paranoidistan has clinching proof that the floods were sent by US-India-Afghanistan to destroy our nation"
[Note: Israel-Mossad appears to have got a reprieve this time around!]
"What about China's artificial rain and the fact that they too are having floods?", he was asked by international media
"Vurld should take note that China is our only fair-veather friend", he shouted
Imjusta Bagofshit warned:
"Ve vaant to remind vurld that ve vill let our people starve to death rather than accepting any aid from this infidel trio. Ve have threatened them not to accept this aid but to die and become shaheed martyrs for the nation"
Meanwhile US planes loaded with Marines, food, water and medical supplies - busy trying to distribute aid - were mobbed by flood stricken victims who have been ignored and abandoned for weeks by the ruling elite(s) at large.
The spit-polished, be-medalled nation's honchos are too busy parading around world capitals trying to drum up more funds for their personal coffers
