Why doesn't Pakistan start with Rich Saudi Arabia and Rich Kuwait who are pumping all the oil causing Global Warming? And by the way - these Rich Islamic countries have given no Aid during the huge floods currently covering Pakistan. Iran a…
ZINGISTAN, Pakistan – (World News) – The Pakistani government has just issued a proclamation that they say will be enforced 100%. It appears that lately the country has seen a rash of accidents that are occurring due to the fact that many resident…
KABUL, Afghanistan – (World Satire) – The CIA has just intercepted a message that the new Taliban regime has decided to invade neighboring Pakistan. The message was sent by Taliban General Abdali Tibia Nim-Nim to Taliban spokesperson Sabeen Siri Y…
KARACHI, Pakistan – (World Satire) - A nine-month-old Pakistani baby was charged with assault, after he threw a baby toy dipped in chlorozintic acid at a gas meter reader. The baby’s parents along with the baby were arrested, and taken into custo…
After months of stalled talks, UN diplomats are pleased to report a significant breakthrough in negotiations between nuclear-armed rivals, India and Pakistan: "Neither side was willing to dismantle its nuclear warheads or decommission its rockets,...
Abinhandan Varthaman, the pilot of the Indian Airforce plane which was shot down over Pakistani airspace last week, before he was freed at the weekend, has spoken about his outrageous handlebar moustache, which, he claims, has a strange, mystical aur...
Indian fighter pilot, Abhinandan Varthaman, the man captured then released by Pakistan after his bombing raid went wrong, has been praised by millions on social media, and has been awarded the highest accolade known to Indians - he is to be allowed t...
"We've had enough of his shit!" says His Holiness Pope Francis, sovereign of the Vatican City State in a personal encyclical on blasphemy, which was read out to congregations worldwide at the weekend. The person to whom he referred, is none other tha...
A man who made overtures on Facebook to the stepdaughter of a writer from the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, got his approach all wrong, in my opinion. Rajput Kig Rana Usman, a Pakistani gentleman, made Facebook friends with one of Moys Ken...
A Pakistani farmer has claimed to have seen the legendary sperm-sucking incubus after it was terrorising his neighbors. The creature was reportedly hunted down by the man, known only as, Mohsin Akhtar Kayani, with a pitchfork when it stalked into...
Earlier this week, the president made an attempt to settle poor relations with middle eastern countries by having peace talks with the Islamic religious elite. These talks were held at the White House, where the president's staff were told to give th...
As background to this story, Donald Trump spoke with President Dutere two days ago and reportedly praised him on his extrajudicial killings of thousands. Too, within that time period Mr. Trump appeared to accept an invitation from Prime Minister Naw...
Lahore, Pakistan - A global charity dedicated to eradicating international louse pandemics among juveniles has been closed down by the authorities for alleged anti-competition activities against the Pakistan Nit Company. Shave the Children has be...
WASHINGTON - appalled by the death of a women after a beating by her family in Pakistan, Wayne La P'nis, Head Phallus of the Rifle Club of America (RCA) offered to send assault weapons to that country. "There are many honor killings of women in...
An estimated 800 convicted babies, some of them up to 19 months old have been granted pardons after DNA tests proved some of them were not even born at the time the alleged crimes were comitted. Investigations by the Internal Affairs Department i...
KARACHI, Pakistan - The government of Pakistan has issued a Presidential Directive which will go into effect at 12:07 am on Saturday, March 1, 2014. A spokesperson for the Pakistani government stated that the number of accidents occurring due to p...
KARACHI, Pakistan - A source within the Taliban organization has stated that the terrorist group is having some financial problems. The source expressed the fact that the reason is due to mismanagement which has resulted in overspending. An inv...
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