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Funny story: Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

Progress in India-Pakistan Peace Talks

After months of stalled talks, UN diplomats are pleased to report a significant breakthrough in negotiations between nuclear-armed rivals, India and Pakistan: "Neither side was willing to dismantle its nuclear warheads or decommission its rockets,...

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Funny story: Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers

Indian Fighter Pilot's Handlebar Moustache Has Strange Mystical Powers

Abinhandan Varthaman, the pilot of the Indian Airforce plane which was shot down over Pakistani airspace last week, before he was freed at the weekend, has spoken about his outrageous handlebar moustache, which, he claims, has a strange, mystical aur...

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Funny story: Indian Fighter Pilot To Captain Cricket Team Against Pakistan In World Cup

Indian Fighter Pilot To Captain Cricket Team Against Pakistan In World Cup

Indian fighter pilot, Abhinandan Varthaman, the man captured then released by Pakistan after his bombing raid went wrong, has been praised by millions on social media, and has been awarded the highest accolade known to Indians - he is to be allowed t...

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Funny story: Christians Follow Pakistan with Campaign for Spoof Writer's Death Sentence

Christians Follow Pakistan with Campaign for Spoof Writer's Death Sentence

"We've had enough of his shit!" says His Holiness Pope Francis, sovereign of the Vatican City State in a personal encyclical on blasphemy, which was read out to congregations worldwide at the weekend. The person to whom he referred, is none other tha...

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Funny story: Facebook Approach Was 'All Wrong'

Facebook Approach Was 'All Wrong'

A man who made overtures on Facebook to the stepdaughter of a writer from the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, got his approach all wrong, in my opinion. Rajput Kig Rana Usman, a Pakistani gentleman, made Facebook friends with one of Moys Ken...

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Funny story: Pakistan is infected with demons

Pakistan is infected with demons

A Pakistani farmer has claimed to have seen the legendary sperm-sucking incubus after it was terrorising his neighbors. The creature was reportedly hunted down by the man, known only as, Mohsin Akhtar Kayani, with a pitchfork when it stalked into...

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Funny story: Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Earlier this week, the president made an attempt to settle poor relations with middle eastern countries by having peace talks with the Islamic religious elite. These talks were held at the White House, where the president's staff were told to give th...

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Funny story: Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

As background to this story, Donald Trump spoke with President Dutere two days ago and reportedly praised him on his extrajudicial killings of thousands. Too, within that time period Mr. Trump appeared to accept an invitation from Prime Minister Naw...

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Funny story: Shave the Children Fund gets lousy treatment

Shave the Children Fund gets lousy treatment

Lahore, Pakistan - A global charity dedicated to eradicating international louse pandemics among juveniles has been closed down by the authorities for alleged anti-competition activities against the Pakistan Nit Company. Shave the Children has be...

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Funny story: Rifle Club to send Members to Kill in Pakistan

Rifle Club to send Members to Kill in Pakistan

WASHINGTON - appalled by the death of a women after a beating by her family in Pakistan, Wayne La P'nis, Head Phallus of the Rifle Club of America (RCA) offered to send assault weapons to that country. "There are many honor killings of women in...

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Funny story: 800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

An estimated 800 convicted babies, some of them up to 19 months old have been granted pardons after DNA tests proved some of them were not even born at the time the alleged crimes were comitted. Investigations by the Internal Affairs Department i...

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Funny story: Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

KARACHI, Pakistan - The government of Pakistan has issued a Presidential Directive which will go into effect at 12:07 am on Saturday, March 1, 2014. A spokesperson for the Pakistani government stated that the number of accidents occurring due to p...

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Funny story: The Taliban Running Low On Funds Plans To Have A Telethon

The Taliban Running Low On Funds Plans To Have A Telethon

KARACHI, Pakistan - A source within the Taliban organization has stated that the terrorist group is having some financial problems. The source expressed the fact that the reason is due to mismanagement which has resulted in overspending. An inv...

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Funny story: The Taliban Organization Is Moving Out of Pakistan And Into Vietnam

The Taliban Organization Is Moving Out of Pakistan And Into Vietnam

KARACHI, Pakistan - Word coming out of the capital of Pakistan is that the Taliban is getting ready to make an Earth shattering move. A Pakistani official stated to Neville Twickenbuck with London's Tickety Boo News that Pakistan has received word...

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Funny story: Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Law enforcement officials in Kentucky have stated that they have captured two Al Qaeda operatives. A representative with the Kentucky State Police informed the news media that officers had apprehended known Al Qaeda members Wal...

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Funny story: Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...

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Funny story: The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. An unnamed source stated that the mes...

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