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Man's Facebook Approach Was 'All Wrong'

Funny story: Man's Facebook Approach Was 'All Wrong'

A man who made overtures on Facebook to the stepdaughter of a writer from the satirical news website, TheSpoof.com, got his approach all wrong, in my opinion. Rajput Kig Rana Usman, a Pakistani gentleman, made Facebook friends with one of Moys Ken...

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Pakistan is infected with demons

Funny story: Pakistan is infected with demons

A Pakistani farmer has claimed to have seen the legendary sperm-sucking incubus after it was terrorising his neighbors. The creature was reportedly hunted down by the man, known only as, Mohsin Akhtar Kayani, with a pitchfork when it stalked into...

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Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Funny story: Trump Invites Islamic Religious Leaders For Peace Talks; "Offensive Gesture" Results in Pakistani War Declaration

Earlier this week, the president made an attempt to settle poor relations with middle eastern countries by having peace talks with the Islamic religious elite. These talks were held at the White House, where the president's staff were told to give th...

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Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

Funny story: Trump Falls for Fake News Story with Horrible Result

As background to this story, Donald Trump spoke with President Dutere two days ago and reportedly praised him on his extrajudicial killings of thousands. Too, within that time period Mr. Trump appeared to accept an invitation from Prime Minister Naw...

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Shave the Children Fund gets lousy treatment

Funny story: Shave the Children Fund gets lousy treatment

Lahore, Pakistan - A global charity dedicated to eradicating international louse pandemics among juveniles has been closed down by the authorities for alleged anti-competition activities against the Pakistan Nit Company. Shave the Children has be...

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Rifle Club to send Members to Kill in Pakistan

Funny story: Rifle Club to send Members to Kill in Pakistan

WASHINGTON - appalled by the death of a women after a beating by her family in Pakistan, Wayne La P'nis, Head Phallus of the Rifle Club of America (RCA) offered to send assault weapons to that country. "There are many honor killings of women in...

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800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

Funny story: 800 Convicted Babies and Toddlers Released from Prisons After D.N.A. Tests

An estimated 800 convicted babies, some of them up to 19 months old have been granted pardons after DNA tests proved some of them were not even born at the time the alleged crimes were comitted. Investigations by the Internal Affairs Department i...

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Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

Funny story: Pakistan Has Outlawed Texting While Riding A Yak

KARACHI, Pakistan - The government of Pakistan has issued a Presidential Directive which will go into effect at 12:07 am on Saturday, March 1, 2014. A spokesperson for the Pakistani government stated that the number of accidents occurring due to p...

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The Taliban Running Low On Funds Plans To Have A Telethon

Funny story: The Taliban Running Low On Funds Plans To Have A Telethon

KARACHI, Pakistan - A source within the Taliban organization has stated that the terrorist group is having some financial problems. The source expressed the fact that the reason is due to mismanagement which has resulted in overspending. An inv...

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The Taliban Organization Is Moving Out of Pakistan And Into Vietnam

Funny story: The Taliban Organization Is Moving Out of Pakistan And Into Vietnam

KARACHI, Pakistan - Word coming out of the capital of Pakistan is that the Taliban is getting ready to make an Earth shattering move. A Pakistani official stated to Neville Twickenbuck with London's Tickety Boo News that Pakistan has received word...

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Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

Funny story: Al Qaeda Operatives Captured In Kentucky

PADUCAH, Kentucky - Law enforcement officials in Kentucky have stated that they have captured two Al Qaeda operatives. A representative with the Kentucky State Police informed the news media that officers had apprehended known Al Qaeda members Wal...

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Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

Funny story: Tiger Woods Shocked To Hear That His New Blonde Girlfriend Lindsey Vonn May Be Dumping Him Soon

INDIANAPOLIS - Tiger Woods had just finished playing 18 holes at the Indianapolis Invitational when he was asked about the Lindsey Vonn rumor. Woods still had the putter in his hand as he was taken aback by the question. Sports Territory Magazi...

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The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

Funny story: The Taliban Sends A Strongly Worded Email Message To Kim Jong Un

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The CIA has reported that its Electronic Logistical System (ELS) has just intercepted a personal email message that was sent from the Taliban headquarters to North Korean leader Kim Jong Un. An unnamed source stated that the mes...

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Pakistan Outsources A Call Center To Cleveland

Funny story: Pakistan Outsources A Call Center To Cleveland

CLEVELAND, Ohio - In an interesting twist of events, a telemarketing group in Pakistan has just outsourced its phone telemarketing program to The Hello Telemarketing Agency which is based in Cleveland. Pakistan's Yak Yak Telemarketing Agency, whic...

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Obama Drones On in Pakistan

Funny story: Obama Drones On in Pakistan

In the face of criticism from the United Nations regarding the ongoing United States drone program in Pakistan, President Obama held a video press conference to reassure the Pakistani people, many of whom are reportedly too terrified to go about thei...

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Pakistan Ends Its Traditional Elephant Races

Funny story: Pakistan Ends Its Traditional Elephant Races

KARACHI, Pakistan - Word out of Pakistan is that the Pakistani government has decided to put an end to the very popular traditional Karachi Elephant Races which have been held every weekend since 1968. The mayor of the city known as "The City of E...

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A Mysterious Unmanned Drone Crashes In Arizona

Funny story: A Mysterious Unmanned Drone Crashes In Arizona

YUMA, Arizona - The U.S. Department of The Air Force is investigating a recent crash in Arizona. Lt. Tinker F. Magpalino, a spokesperson for Orville and Wilbur Wright Air Force Base in Yuma, stated that his agency received half a dozen reports of...

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The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why The Pakistani Olympic Team President Is Furious With The International Olympic Committee

Funny story: The 2012 Summer Olympics: The Reason Why The Pakistani Olympic Team President Is Furious With The International Olympic Committee

KARACHI, Pakistan - The president of the Pakistani Olympic team Kandarbad Peshabdu is extremely upset with the International Olympic Committee. President Peshabdu has just received a text message from the IOC informing him that the entire Pakistan...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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