Written by goldie 206

Wednesday, 30 June 2010

image for Muslims plan to emigrate to the Moon!
The promised land, and it's closer to God.

Muslims around the world are getting pissed off that they are blamed for all the trouble in the world so they plan to leave Earth for the Moon. They have already paid Nasser (the ex president of Egypt) to provide an Islamic inter galactic craft to shuttle a thousand Muslims a week to our satelite planet.

Already the start of the first Mosque has begun. Birmingham in England will see the first batch leave for the Moon on the holy day of Friday. It is hoped by the Imams that all Muslims will have left by next Christmas - the pagan festival of the infidel.

No further contact will be had by the settlers of the Moon and Earth and a Muslim paradise will be established there apart from an agent of the Muslims who will fly back to Earth every fourth week to pick up benefits and space suits that cover every inch of the women so that Aliens will not see their beauty if any fly by.

Ramadan will be as loud a festival as they can get it so that the noise will travel across the quarter of a million miles and piss off the rest of us "normal people".

As the Muslim population grows on the Moon and the black burka gowns of the women increase, the light that comes to Earth will dim and crops will fail - there will be tidal waves and millions of unbelievers will die then the Muslims will come back to the promised land on Earth and live in a heavenly world as predicted.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Religion, moon, Muslims




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